Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy & Legal Disclaimers

Jurisdiction: Singapore | Last Updated: 05/05/2025

1. Explicit Satire & Fictional Nature

This website ("The Sichuan Best Group" and all subsidiaries) is a work of fiction, parody, and satire. No real businesses, services, or transactions exist. Any resemblance to real entities is purely coincidental and for entertainment only. By using this website, you confirm you understand this is satire and not a real service.

(Legal Basis: Singapore’s common law on parody/satire and Section 35 of the Copyright Act 2021 for fair use.)

2. AI-Generated Content & Right of Publicity

a. AI Images & Celebrity Names
All images (including those resembling real people) are AI-generated and fictional. Celebrity names are used for parody only and imply no endorsement or affiliation.

b. Takedown Requests
Under Singapore’s Personal Data Protection Act (PDPA):

• Any individual may request removal of their name/likeness.

• Submit requests only via the contact form on this website (no physical/official contact methods exist).

• We will remove disputed content within 7 days of verification.

(Legal Basis: PDPA, common law "passing off," and defamation protections.)

3. No Real Services, No Financial Transactions

• No products, memberships, or services are real or will be delivered.

• Any "purchase" or "booking" is fictional and void.

• We generate no revenue and have no financial claims.

(Legal Basis: Singapore’s Consumer Protection (Fair Trading) Act and Contract Law —no valid contract exists.)

4. Intellectual Property & Copyright

All content (text, AI images, branding) is either:

• Owned by The Sichuan Best Group, or

• Used under fair use/dealing (Section 35, Copyright Act 2021) for parody/satire.
  No real trademarks are infringed.

(Legal Basis: Copyright Act 2021, Trade Marks Act 1998.)

5. No Liability for Misinterpretation

We are not liable for any damages (financial, reputational, or otherwise) arising from:

• Misinterpretation of content.

• Reliance on fictional information.

• Emotional distress caused by satire.
  Users waive all claims against us by accessing this site.

(Legal Basis: Singapore’s Electronic Transactions Act and common law disclaimers.)

6. Data Collection & Privacy (PDPA Compliance)

Any submitted data (e.g., form entries) is:

• Not sold or shared with third parties.

• Used only for fictional/entertainment purposes.

• Stored securely but not treated as real personal data.

(Legal Basis: PDPA, since no "real" processing occurs.)

7. Jurisdiction & Dispute Resolution

• Singaporean law governs this policy.

• Any legal claims must be filed in Singapore courts.

• Before suing, claimants must:

  1. Notify us via the website contact form.

  2. Allow 30 days for resolution.

  3. Pay our legal fees if the claim is frivolous.

(Legal Basis: Singapore’s Civil Law Act and Protection from Harassment Act .)

8. How We Use Your Data

We do not use, store, or process your personal data in any meaningful way because:

• This is a satirical website. No real services, transactions, or user accounts exist.

• Any information submitted (e.g., via forms) is part of the fictional experience and is not used, sold, or analyzed.

• No tracking, profiling, or marketing occurs. We don’t even have cookies (unless you count the digital kind you can’t eat).

9. Personal Information We Collect

Technically, we collect nothing, but for legal clarity:

• If you submit a form (e.g., a fake "booking" or "membership"):

  • We pretend to process it as part of the joke.

  • Data is not stored permanently and has no real-world impact.

• No sensitive data (e.g., payment info, IDs) is ever requested or collected.

10. Your Rights (Under Singapore’s PDPA)

Since we don’t actually handle data, your rights are simple:

• Request deletion: Ask us via the contact form, and we’ll erase your submission (though it was never used).

• No access/correction needed: No real data exists to access or correct.

• Complaints: If you’re upset, we suggest rewatching The Office for stress relief.

11. Links to Other Websites

• The only external links on this site are:

  • Our own forms

• We do not link to or endorse any third-party websites, real or otherwise.

12. Final Disclaimer

This website is entirely satirical. Nothing is real. No businesses, services, or foundations described here exist. By using this site, you agree to these terms. All contact must be made through the contact form on this website—we have no other official channels.